Oh, dear! Some more of Captain Kidd's hidden hoard, I suppose? ventured the housekeeper. "Don't you bother with it, Mr. Swift. I had a cousin once, and he got set in the notion that he knew where that pirate's treasure was. He spent all the money he had and all he could borrow digging for it, and he never found a penny. Don't waste your time on such foolishness..-- This text refers to the Digital edition.